Hey guys. After yesterday’s game night, I got to thinking about what tactics and gaming nuances drove me nuts. It also got me curious as to what was or is the cheapest thing you(Techpedition Techers) have experienced or witnessed in a game. This topic is pretty much comprised of 3 questions.
1. What is the cheapest Tactic a human has ever used against you?
2. What is the cheapest Tactic a game(AI) has ever used against you?
3. What is the cheapest Tactic “you” have used against another human or AI?
This does not have to be a fighting game. Any game type, any scenario, that made you want to tear your hair out. What was done to you can either be a game glitch, purpose programming, or physics exploit.
Here are my 3:
1. This title goes to Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance. Bo Rai Cho player. Character weapon(staff) was glitched where it would hit you from impossible distance with a nearly unstoppable and if you were able to block you would then be unable to stop the grab which would set you up for a punishing juggle. Online kombatants would rinse and repeat this. They were impossible to beat. This was a PS2 game so no patching was possible.
2. I played and beat Super Mario RPG by square on the SNES. That is right, Ceezsa played a Square RPG and to completion none the less. There is a bonus hidden battle you can fight that doesnt have to be fought to win the game. The character was the master. All his attacks had insane damage but that wasn’t the problem. He had an attack called “Silver Bullet” I think. This attack was instant death to one of your team mates. There was nothing you could do about it. It was completely random who he picked. Your armor and hit points meant nothing. He would dash across the screen and appear behind one character and then they would die and be un-revivable. Oh it gets worse. He would use it again and again. One time he did the attack to all three of my team mates on each of his turns. I said screw it and did not waste my time fighting him anymore. I am not a grinder so my level was not super high but high enough to beat Smithy at the end of the game. He can be beat but probably by a super high lvl team that does unrealistic damage.
3. This one is short and sweet. I farted on my friend after eating some Tyson Spicy Buffalo Chicken Balls(real title) they look like popcorn chicken dipped in buffalo wing sauce. Fumes were so rank my opponent(friend) eyes were watering. He stuck in there and tried to finish the battle but was no match for my combo of excellent Blitz 2000(Testaverde) skills and chemical warfare. Be careful using this one though. My eyes were watering too. From Crying Laughing. But seriously that was a powerful poot. I will never eat them buffalo balls again. Burn on the way in and the way out. Sry for that one. >:-D
